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"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/13/2018 at 15:32 • Filed to: None

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 15:36

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Mah belleh. Get in it.

WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 15:38

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“seafood crab cake”?

On that note, I’m out.

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 15:41

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I would like one dozen please.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 15:42

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So what is actually in the “seafood crab” cake?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Future next gen S2000 owner 02/13/2018 at 15:42

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Crabs, from Covington.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 15:48

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muh gout

WilliamsSW > Future next gen S2000 owner 02/13/2018 at 15:49

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I’m sure only the finest Maryland blue crab - 0.0001% by volume.

Remander is just alewives that washed up on the shore down by the steel mills in Gary, Indiana.

Wacko > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 15:59

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 16:09

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“sliders” slides in one end and out the other. Also Queso, yummmmm.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/13/2018 at 16:22

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That’s not queso...

Shift24 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 17:00

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The White Castles HQ is here in Cbus and still no one goes to White Castles.

I mean maybe its more due to people borrowing the food not eating.

MoCamino > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 17:29

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That looks like it would turn my colon into an expressway. No tollgates, just a high speed exit. :(

BobintheMtns > Future next gen S2000 owner 02/13/2018 at 18:31

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Haha.. I remember a few years ago some restaurant chain was advertising new “Langostino Lobster Bites” or some shit.... But the way the commercial kept saying “langostino” over and over piqued my interest. I began to suspect is was not a descriptor so much as it was a disclaimer....

So googled what a langostino was- and surprise, surprise it’s a hermit crab not a lobster...........

Kiltedpadre > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 18:39

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The sauce looks like an industrial lubricant. Oddly enough, that’s the effect it has on my body; makes sure everything slides right through.

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 18:48

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Why would someone take their life in their own hands for .... That?????

BaconSandwich is tasty. > BobintheMtns 02/13/2018 at 19:11

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Langosteen are related to lobsters, but aren’t lobster. Legally they can sell it as lobster meat, I think.

BobintheMtns > BaconSandwich is tasty. 02/13/2018 at 19:21

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Nope- they can’t. I googled it again before posting...

Against the law to call it lobster without the ‘langostino’ being referenced.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2018 at 21:03

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O_O

I’m intrigued and disgusted at once and I really feel the need to try it.

Y’all brought the wrong out-of-town burger chain to Texas, dagnabbit. White Castle > In-N-Out. Fight me.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 02/13/2018 at 21:05

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I like whities, but I have to schedule the rest of the day off after eating it.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > BobintheMtns 02/14/2018 at 08:35

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Huh. I guess the information I read a while back was incorrect.

BobintheMtns > BaconSandwich is tasty. 02/14/2018 at 13:32

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What?? you’re not totally current on legalese pertaining to marketing seafood??? Shame!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > BobintheMtns 02/14/2018 at 21:00

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I know, shame on me. :(

Maybe not the best authoritative source, but an interesting read nonetheless: http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/14518-a-third-of-tested-restaurant-lobster-dishes-actually-contain-cheaper-seafood-investigation-shows

I’ve heard similar things about olive oil - a lot of it being sold is diluted with vegetable oil. Seems to me like the fines for pulling that kind of stuff aren’t stiff enough.

BobintheMtns > BaconSandwich is tasty. 02/15/2018 at 14:06

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Yeah.. doesn’t surprise me at all.....